If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Purpose and passion - purpose is what will guide you to your best self and the passion will keep you there.

Sometimes the heart demands.

If something needs to be done, do it. If something needs to be said, say it.

I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on completely uninterrupted while the other actors tiptoe away.

I'd rather be good than lucky.

Music is part of the tantra, the dance of life. Before your eyes, before your awareness, is the procession of eternity.

Part of being a good gymnast is being very disciplined - you have to know how to train right, eat right, sleep right.

I try to visualize geometric shapes and patterns slowly spinning and expanding into infinity.

Oh longing for places that were not Cherished enough in that fleeting hour How I long to make good from afar The forgotten gesture, the additional act.

Mutual cowardice keeps us in peace.