If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Shh! It happens. Sh!it happens.

You yourself must make the effort. The buddhas are only teachers.

Our mandate is to be a nation of laws. And the Supreme Court is the place where we look to safeguard our civil rights and our individual liberties.

That's what writing is. It's moving past your fear.

Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.

I feel very fortunate to be compared to somebody so incredible. Michael Jackson's an icon.

The international community has the moral responsibility of aiding a people under occupation; however, we will not beg for their money.

I always wanted a little brother because I felt like the little brother had to do everything.

Too often in life we pass by important things. Let's pause, change perspective and see things more clearly.

I know I work quite hard at making people like me.