If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

My stuff is my stuff. I do it for my own reasons, using my own peculiar set of guidelines. I'm not a student of the genre. I don't care what anybody else does.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers.

He has chosen not to heal me, but to hold me. The more intense the pain, the closer His embrace.

Racism, prejudice and discrimination are an inexplicable collective stupidity

Genius is nothing more than common faculties refined to a greater intensity. There are no astonishing ways of doing astonishing things. All astonishing things are done by ordinary materials.

In all adversity, what God takes away He may give us back with increase.

One very clear memory I have of college is that I never learned anything in the big lectures. I have a feeling I'd have done even worse if they'd been on a laptop screen.

When something comes up that attacks peoples beliefs, their first reaction tends to be fear.

I had a lovely pregnancy. It was a beautiful, magical time for us.

The authors of book reviews would consider themselves dishonored were they to mention, as they should, the subject of the book.

Hunger is never delicate; they who are seldom gorged to the full with praise may be safely fed with gross compliments, for the appetite must be satisfied before it is disgusted.

To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.