If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

For the dead and the living, we must bear witness.

The best secrets are the most twisted

Don't fear anything for your letters, they are burnt one by one and I hope you do the same with mine.

The worst is feeling worthless.

I enjoy travelling the world, but nowhere beats Walsall.

I was driving pretty much the way everyone drives in LA, like elephants dancing on each others’ backs at a circus.

Human rights are women's rights, and women's rights are human rights.

It's daunting trying to do any service as an American to such a beautiful, fluid speech pattern that you [British] all have. We are just barbarians in comparison.

I was born in Japan, so for me, Uniqlo is a family brand. My granny used to wear Uniqlo. And my Italian dad wore Uniqlo. I wore Uniqlo, of course.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.