If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

I am moonlighting for the Buddha.

The Revolution won't be televised. It's already available on Amazon in ebook format.

Labor in the Lord is not in vain. Labor outside the Lord may well be in vain. We labor in the Lord when we labor using His enablement for His glory.

Whoever decides to dedicate their life to politics knows that earning money isn't the top priority.

I quite like it when you're working with people and you only get to know them through the scenes that you're doing together.

We can't depend on consumers to spend money they don't have on stuff they don't need, so the government has to do it for them

Even though I was never a Yankee fan until I put on the uniform, when you think about the deep history of this organization, you always knew what the Yankees represented.

The liberals have not softened their view of actuality to make themselves live closer to the dream, but instead sharpen their perceptions and fight to make the dream actuality.

I don't predict knockouts. The outcome and the performance I am looking for is a victory, nothing less than a victory.

One of the things I preach to all my staff is never be frightened to make a decision.