If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

Millennias old lies can be gradually accepted as truth.This is the real ultimate power of historical engineering.

Life is all about progress and movements, keep it moving.

It's not my fault everybody wants me

I turned down five million dollars from a lobbyist who wanted to put up $5m for my campaign, a very strong lobbyist. I said, I don't want your money.

If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws. Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people most of the time.

I was raised to feel that doing nothing was a sin. I had to learn to do nothing.

We misread the Fifth Amendment [of Constitution] and have been misreading it for the past three decades.

My mother once said, "A beggar must always give to another beggar that's worse off than he is." That has always stuck with me.

I believe that those who die for Ireland have no need for prayer

Things are often spoke and seldom meant.