If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

When you compete against yourself, you both win.

I was a slightly melancholy child and I think films were a way of escaping for me.

By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.

I love to read theories without ever using them when working... The paradoxical fact in the aesthetic is that theories are also true in reverse.

Modeling is a way for me to continue with my sport, the hours are flexible and you can earn good money through photographic modeling and the catwalk

I would be happy to play any roles.

I think people think we're all sipping martinis by the pool.

I love to accentuate my eyes, so I'll wear eyeshadow and mascara.

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive.

My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties.