If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Forgiving is an ability that can be trained. When you see the results, it´s like a drug.

You must love yourself first to the soul of your aura.

If we make provision for sinning tomorrow, we will be sinning tomorrow.

There is still some art in pop music. But it can't happen if you're not inspired.

I don't know any musician who got to the top without hard work. Take whoever you want. They all work bloody hard, harder than you think.

It can be said of him, when he departed he took a Man's life with him. No sounder piece of British manhood was put together in that eighteenth century of Time.

The courageous struggle for a noble cause should be considered success itself.

I think the Patriots actually live by the saying, 'If you're not cheating, you're not trying.'

i wanted to try things, everything, especially things that are illegal and have a faint whiff of glamour.

May Mary, who in the freedom of her 'Fiat' and her presence at the foot of the cross, offered to the world, Jesus, the Liberator, help us to find him in the Sacrament of the altar