If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

Sometimes you fail your chemistry test and other times it's explosive.

A business is like an automobile. Its people its wheels, their passion its fuel.

It all takes time and lessons and places, but I’m learning to listen to my restless heart, telling me to “go, go, go!

You know, our sense of individuality is just the number one target of civilization.

The Earth needs rebels!

We are the two great painters of this era; you are in the Egyptian style, I in themodern style. (to Pablo Picasso)

Grief, when it comes, is nothing like we expect it to be.

Why is it that most things you might willingly do under other circumstances become distasteful when you have no choice?

For it is in letting go of the past that you reclaim your power. Step through the gateway now.

Here lies one of the world's rare generalized TINAs. There Is No Alternative to creativity and innovation: these days, obscurantism and conservatism will do for you every time.

When anyone can produce dreck or publish gibberish, and not only get away with it but be celebrated for it, the discipline is no longer a discipline, and it will get no respect.