If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.

The best revenge is massive success.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody. You buy a Lamborghini when you are somebody.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors.

Take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again.

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

The best is yet to come and won't that be fine.

True education is enlightenment.

When the government and electrical utility company jointly harass an electrical fraud researcher, it confirms that the research is progressing in the right direction!

I suppose you’re young, ’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

Old liarshold lies.

Health care in America must be a right, not a privilege.

Users are not designers.

The audience cares what the movie looks like, not about the sleepless night you had worrying about the thing getting developed.

Life is a sexy little dance and I like to take the lead.

Actually I didn't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, but he could tell I was extremely cross.

I love people, but I love the thought and memory of them just as much.