If I had echolocation I could map out the terrain of ab muscles through sheer force of will. His cut body is meant to be relief mapped the way Braille is meant to be read. With my fingertips.

People who think animals have expressionless faces are like people who can ignore an open package of Oreos. Not quite human.

Josh is the company tech expert, which means we all think he’s a little bit shaman, a little bit magician, and mostly a nerd.

Can a man change the stars?" "Yes William. If he believes enough, a man can do anything!

I think my stance and my way of life is my most important art.

Maybe crazy is just the word we use for feelings that will not be contained.

If you want to destroy something in this life, be it an acne, a blemish or the human soul, all you need to do is to surround it with thick walls. It will dry up inside.

In the long run, only woman remains true to mankind's foremost mission. Whatever she achieves, she achieves through herself, and alone. Man's master is the--public.

If there's very strong civic unrest you can see a strong party of the Right emerging, whether it's UKIP [The UK Independence Party] or an even further-right party.

Better a pink bottom than a black soul.

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

I never told anybody I wanted to write, I kind of fell into it backwards.

Know the enemy, know yourself; your victory will never be endangered. Know the ground, know the weather; your victory will then be total.