If I had found out anything, it was that they could print it faster than I could study it.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

I saw you put rice in a toaster once, " said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode.""It was faulty, " Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.

I don't believe in dreams that don't evolve, if your potential develops all the time, how is it possible that your dreams stay the same.

Modernity is the most transient of qualities.

Most people are sheep, and they need the support of others.

the principal sources of human misery may fairly be said to lie in the over-possession, under-possession, and the unwise use of economic goods.

Backsliding, generally first begins with neglect of private prayer.

I love creativity, with no fear of what people think.

I dropped chemistry. I practically blew up the lab in college.

Everything is beautiful seen from the point of the intellect, or as truth. But all is sour if seen as experience.

I'd love to try and get a summer and winter gold medal-that would be amazing.