If I had more time, I would have written less.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The Bible is to be our basis of authority. We must “by faith” accept [Jesus] as the Son of the living God. This sounds narrow and intolerant, and in a sense it is!

Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

When it comes to the military, I don't want to discuss things. I want to let - I want to let the action take place before the talk takes place

The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup.

Humor heals the heckler.

Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world.

It takes a very strange person to enjoy fame, with all the by-products that come with it. It's not necessarily a thrill.

Real progress in understanding nature is rarely incremental. All important advances are sudden intuitions, new principles, new ways of seeing.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

In a world of fugitives, the person taking the opposite direction will appear to run away.