If I had my way, the world would hear a pretty stern command - Exit Christ.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

It is not the length of life, but the depth.

The more time you have to do things, the less you are able to get done.

Jealousy takes root in the soil of insecurity.

The world is sown with good; but unless I turn my glad thoughts into practical living and till my own field. I cannot reap a kernel of the good.

I consider a decent respect for Christianity among the best recommendations for public service.

Maybe if my songs feel personal, that's very nice. I like that. I take that as a great compliment.

The leader is the servant who removes the obstacles that prevent people from doing their jobs.

When in doubt, delete it.

When we stop believing in the gods we can start believing in their stories.

See what I have to put up with every night?