If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

Funny is an attitude.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

We joyfully pray with grateful heart’s to welcome blessings in New Year.

Models today, she explained, don't understand that to be successful you have to have a personality, intelligence, and issues that you support, and Gisele embodies these qualities.

Do not deride someone's faith simply because you do not share it, Lord Cladent," Sazed said quietly.

My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures.

Right before 'The Bourne Identity' came out, I hadn't been offered a movie in a year.

Sports don't define us; it is not what we live for.

The good governor should have a broken leg and keep at home.

People don't like to vote against something that's so incredibly popular.

I don't like confrontation.