If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Emotions are some merciless attention seekers you know.You ignore them they destroy you.

The "C" students run the world.

Life’s all about the revolution, isn’t it? The one inside, I mean. You can’t change history. You can’t change the world. All you can ever change is yourself.

I'm not really a career person; I'm a gardener, basically.

In case of doubt, decide in favor of what is correct.

A man of truth must also be a man of care.

Heaven will ask things of you at some point, perhaps small things at first. You must be ready.

In reality, I never want to grow up.

The Art of Peace begins with you.

I never set out to achieve anything, certainly not fame like this,I still have to deal with how to actually make my life work.