If I have the TV on, it's either a Mets game or 'SportsCenter.'

Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party.

Editing and post-production is so important with comedy.

It’s fun to be in a place where ridiculous is normal.

Everyone seems to relate to the awkwardness of being a teenager, or even a 30-year-old.

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

Be loyal to those who are loyal to you. And respect everyone, even your enemies and competition.

No money in the world can buy a white England shirt.

Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful Bryan.

I've had some ambivalent feelings about being an actor. I don't know that I've ever been totally and completely comfortable with it.

I am a slave of Ramakrishna, who left his work to be done by me and will not give me rest till I have finished it. And oh, how shall I speak of him? Oh, his love for me!

The free economy is not the enemy but the friend of social capital.

For unflagging interest and enjoyment, a household of children, if things go reasonably well, certainly all other forms of success and achievement lose their importance by comparison.

If you want to change your life in the fastest way possible, trade your expectations of others for appreciation.

Fire and fear, good servants, bad lords.