If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard?

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

Kittens will make your sad go away

John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.

Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You will realize the hesitation was a waste of time.

Cynicism does not cause inaction.

Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?

You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?

The first time I saw her, Everything in my head went quiet.

Greatness is finding your natural talent, fueling it with passion, planting it in well-nourished soil, and toiling in the garden until it breaks through the earth and reaches for the stars.

There are some things you can’t learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life... the only college where everyone is a permanent student.

Circumstances-what are circumstances? I make circumstances.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

When I was a senior, I ran for class president. And I lost. One of my opponents even told me I was "really stupid" if I thought a girl could be elected president.

Your courageous decision to believe in Him will bless you immeasurably and forever.

I prefer to play the villain or the antihero.

Never stop wanting for your magic

Poetry, Painting & Music, the three Powers in man of conversing with Paradise, which the flood did not sweep away.