If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

The way you live each day is a sentence in the story of your life. Every day, you make the choice whether the sentence ends with a period, question mark, or exclamation point.

Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest.

I was focused on athletics, outdoors, sports.

I would like to know that when I read the paper in the morning, it's telling me something that actually happened, and I think the vast majority of journalists want the same thing.

Inviting an invasion by foreigners and instigating one against them are two sides of the same neoconservative coin.

So I like life and I like righteousness; if I cannot keep the two together, I will let life go and choose righteousness.

Everybody's having fun, except me I'm the lonely one I live in shame.

To love is the half of to believe.

Praised be the fathomless universe, for life and joy, and for objects and knowledge curious.