If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I'm not suicidal. And I'm a pretty good driver.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

I ate a rabbit for you.""Is that supposed to be romantic?""Why? Do you want it to be romantic?"Trent and Kiara, Scarred

I don't know any other way to lead but by example.

The true use of art is, first, to cultivate the artist's own spiritual nature.

Make time, not excuses.

Each part in itself constitutes the whole to which it belongs.

Once you are a proper, serious law-maker, you can't break the laws you're writing.

I wouldnt be where I am today without the amazing public arts education that I had.

You forgot my first lesson: don't hesitate.

If you can't find your inspiration by walking around the block one time, go around two times-but never three.

The first game of the year is always an in-season adjustment game.