If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe.

We need to do a better job of understanding what the world is.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

I am embarrassed to exist.

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture

One day a wolf bit a man and the man caught it. Magic or science, it's all the same. The only thing magical about it is that we can't explain it." ~Sam

When your dreams are close to coming true, it does not feel real at first.

I came out of the Soviet Union no longer a communist, because I believed in personal freedom.

I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences Don't fence me in

In the woods is perpetual youth.

How about that McDonald's two blocks from Ground Zero? That's killed more people than the 19 hijackers.

At long last, she gasped out, "It’s Seth." "What happened?" I demanded. "Is he okay?" "He ended it." Her crying renewed. "He broke the engagement and told me it was over.

Women are like those blinkin' little Greek islands, places to call at but not to stay.

Matter and force are the two names of the one artist who fashions the living as well as the lifeless.