If I'm going to act in someone's movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

If you mould yourself according to time and let yourself flow with the changingcircumstances, see, what you will soon transform into.

I certainly don’t have any interest in being on a dark veranda with any man except my husband, unlike some women do.” - Esther Norman

Three cheers for Sheriff Wilson. - Bucky Dideron

Programming is legitimate and necessary academic endeavour.

The Republicans’ plan is that if they can’t buy the 2012 election they will steal it.

The heavens are nobly eloquent of the Deity, and the most magnificent heralds of their Maker's praise.

Can the mind become completely still without coercion, without compulsion, without discipline?

Wisdom is knowing when you don't know

To live thy better, let thy worst thoughts die.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.