If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

I always did think that when I turned 40, I'd start coming into my own.

I'm like a fungus; you can't get rid of me.

Fear is a killer, when it comes to the creative process.

My heroes are the camera crew and the electricians. They work such long hours.

You get a sense of how the show works and then let your personality take over.

I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.

Stillness as a technique is still really captivating to me.

I was involved with drama departments since the 5th grade. I played at it. It was an escape.

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat ya with until you realize who's in ruttin' command here!

Bad dogs, she believed, were like most bad children: created by those around them. But then, that was a personal opinion.

You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will never die.And it means something else too, doesn't it? I shall never ever grow up.

You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal, underdeveloped, stupefied, puerile people in this workforce.

By betrayal, I mean promising to be on your side, then being on somebody else's.

The world is perishing from an orgy of self-sacrificing.

I never lost as much but twice, And that was in the sod.

Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

An affective response more appropriate to another's situation than one's own.

I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office.