If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care

It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.

Good actors, you always know what they're thinking. That's why they're good actors.

I can't pull off blond, but I got some blond tips. Which is as close as I'll ever come to being in a '90s boy band.

In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?

It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.

Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move.

You all remember, I suppose, that beautiful and inspired saying of Our Ford's: History is bunk.

Georg always looks beautiful! He wakes up like beauty himself

Don't surrender to the dying light; don't take it lying down.

America is terrified of the passage of time. Prozac Nation. Land of Face Lifts.

A day away from Tallulah is like a month in the country.

Can it be of less consequence that the meaning of a Constitution should be fixed and known, than a meaning of a law should be so?

People keep asking me if I'll marry again. It's as if after you've had one car crash you want another.

Be yourself & stand out because that's what makes you different.

We are not born to survive. Only to live.

An 'unintended pregnancy' could be a wonderful surprise, not planned but welcome. Why should the government be in the business of 'preventing' a surprising but welcome pregnancy