If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough?

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

If you build it, nerds will come.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

He takes a few dazed steps, the waiters turn out the lights and he slips into unconsciousness: when this man is lonely he sleeps.

The only justification in the use of force is to reduce the amount of force necessary to be used.

To be nobody-but-yourself-in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you everybody else-means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.

Oh! would I were dead now Or up in my bed now To cover my head now And have a good cry!

It was an effort to include intelligent design and treat it as science, disparaging evolution along the way. That will not stand.

Very often I suspend my musical sensibilities to enjoy music as a fan.

A lot of kids do look up to us. But there are just as many elderly people to put us down.

I love movies, I love being a part of them, and this is the one occupation I love living and playing in and stressing myself out over.

Bring a raincoat, definitely ... or at Least a little umbrella that can fit in your bag, because it always does rain.

Must manage your thought life daily and then you can manage your life.