If I never do another thing, I've met the good sweet people of the world.

God bless all the little children in the world.

Be nice to each other. You can make a whole day a different day for everybody.

It's wonderful to win, but don't get cocky about it!

I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children.

There were people I know that got upset that I kiss people. I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. That's what my mother did to me.

I've had the most incredible luck in my career.

Hogan's Heroes' lasted longer than the war.

I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.

I never dreamed I would have a job in which so many people could touch me and I could touch them.

About 30 million people see me every week - I'm a happy man.

A complete atheist stands on the next-to-last upper step to the most complete faith (he may or may not take that step), while the indifferent one has no faith, apart from a bad fear.

When you think positive, good things happen.

Pride is bad, stress is good. I don't want to feel confident. I want to feel rage. Endless, all consuming rage.

For me, hearing the term 'apply yourself' was like a crucifix to Bella Lugosi's Dracula. 'Ahhh, it burns!'

The more confident one becomes, the less one needs all people to be the same.

Christianity was preached by ignorant men and believed by servants, and that is why it resembles nothing ever known.

The able bodied poor don't want or need charity.... All they need is financial capital.

Be wise among the wise, but pretend to be dull among fools.

The biggest fool is he who has learned much, taught much, and is still discontented.

Politicians are simply reflections of the public.