If I play my best, I can win anywhere in the world against anybody.

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class.

I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.

Guys get voted into the Hall of Fame who don't belong, who lack the numbers. I'm very upset at the Hall of Fame for that. It's not fair to the people who went in early.

Visualization. It may be the most important part of your mental package.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.

There are more bogeys in the last nine holes of the U.S. Open than in any other tournament in God's creation.

The game was easy for me as a kid. I had to play a while to find out how hard it is.

A system is corrupt when it is strictly profit-driven, not driven to serve the best interests of its people, but those of multinational corporations.

Sheep and goats and cowsgather 'round a manger bedto awe at a babe.

For many, many people, getting married is one of the most important things they will ever do in the pursuit of happiness.

I look into my own black heart.

Ridicule is often employed with more power and success than severity.

I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'

Breath of Heaven breathe on us.

It has been my experience that the better a man you are, the more folks there are who resent you for it, and find occasion to get angry at you no matter how kindly meant your deeds may be.

So if u shorten words to get what u want in within 140 characters it makes u a twit?

You would make a great teacher. (Grace) Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you’re at it? (Julian)