If I reprehend anything in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

If a man treats life artistically, his brain is his heart.

so dangerously beautiful but you will not dare to ask her or tell her how you feel love hurts in the worst ways

Walk tall, or baby don't walk at all.

Writing long hand is the last refuge. One needs the time it takes to put pencil to paper and let it run along the ruled line.

Wendy, let me in, I wanna be your friend. I wanna guard your dreams and visions.

I think as women and men become more conscious, the terms "woman/man" begin to lose meaning.

I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency, it will be okay.

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

Be more than man, or thou'rt less than an ant.

Whoever recounts to you the faults of your neighbour will doubtless expose your defects to others.