If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

I think when you move past your fear and you go after your dreams wholeheartedly, you become free. Know what I'm saying? Move past the fear.

I decided to make my living as a magazine writer. And I found that it was really easy and fun.

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

Develop a tremendous faith in God and that will give you a humble yet soundly realistic faith in yourself.

Congress is the most powerful branch. It can expand a progressive society, or it can block a progressive society.

In business, as in life, all that matters is that you do something positive.

Thank God kids love following an artist. When you get a group who pop, it's the best thing in the world.

The money from Iraqi oil will be yours - it will no longer be used by Saddam Hussein for his own benefit.

We are all important, but we are not indispensable.

No healthy civilization can ever be reared on a foundation of devitalized work.