If I sound like I'm enjoying myself, it's not artificial. It's real.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The was something very satisfying about a smile that had to be earned.

Your footsteps will have more to say about your spiritual life than knowledge attained.

Life is a series of lessons in which there is never enough learned.

If we're to be judged by our parents and grandparents, then we all may as well impale ourselves upon jagged bits of rock.

God wants to wipe away your past and lift your burdens. Do you let Him?

I always knew I wanted to act, but my parents neverencouraged me. If I was talentless, they didn't want me to be heartbroken.

I always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors' appointments or bringing their infants into the office.

Those who aim low usually hit their targets.

The truth about logos is that they are not that hard to do.

The fact is that Americans are not a thoughtful people; they are too busy to stop and question their values.