If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

Those who hurt others will also hurt themselves.

Exaggeration is the kissing cousin of both truth and lie.

Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.

The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry.

I like there to be some testosterone in rock, and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it.

Merit and knowledge will not gain hearts, though they will secure them when gained.

Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the same thing and they just changed the name.

The sobbing wind is fierce and strong; its cry is like a human wail.

Every man has a coward and hero in his soul.