If I think I weigh too much, I'll lose weight; if my hair looks stupid, I'll cut it. I guess I'm my harshest critic. I'm not easily satisfied.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise.

Hidden paths can't be walked without moving obstacles.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

Why can't I be the adorable one?

To prove that the Americans ought not to be free, we are obliged to deprecate the value of freedom itself.

It is always a sad thing to understand those who once were obscured by the mystery and intangibility of the thoughtlessly loved.

Sanctification is a community project.

I've brought you a mirror. Look at yourself and remember me.

If England has any dignity left in the way of literature, she will forget for ever the pitiful antics of English Literature's performing flea.

It's us fun being a horse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.