If I thought that any of this was pre ordained, then it takes away any kind of incentive to struggle, or to put up with things, to reach for those impossible dreams, all those dramatic things.

I have a condition called Aspergers Syndrome, which is like a mild form of autism It means I don't interact properly in certain social situations.

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death.

I think if you are creative then it's an unstoppable thing. It just keeps coming throughout your entire life.

When you decide to do this kind of music then you just accept the facts.

I'll be the in to your sane.

I'm hopeless at small talk and have a problem making eye contact.

Time heals nothing, it merely rearranges our memory.

Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all the doors.

I genuinely don't know how many albums I'm going to sell when the new album comes out, because I honestly don't know how many fans I've actually got at the moment.

It seems no matter what you say and how politically correctly and carefully you say it, you offend someone. Or at least I always do.

Don't apologize. You don't have to explain yourself. I choose you. I want you.

We have more to learn from animals than animals have to learn from us.

Only run special plays for special players; find plays that fit your players.

When you get there, there isn't any there there.

When you're actor, you have no idea how much work goes into pre-production. We're just sitting in our trailers waiting for someone to knock on our door to go to the set.

I think we should want all of our cities to become more compassionate places, frankly.

When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.

One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting career.

Opportunity is sometimes hard to recognize if you're only looking for a lucky break.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.