If I want to be up for an Academy Award, I'm either going to have to play a tour de force of some kind or have a tracheotomy just before the nominations.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

Like love, the light or guidance of truth that influences us exists only in living form, not in principles or rules or expectations or advice, however widely circulated

My eyes hunger to read more books then time allows me to devour.

‪#‎EarlyAgeEntrepreneur‬ - It feels an enormously different situation to react, when one of your ex-employee join college where you study and he standing at a position of your teacher calls you 'Sir

I'm not a performer who will come on stage and tell you everything about my life. It's just not who I am.

Is a little experience too much to pay for learning to know oneself?

Happiness does not depend on your circumstances; it depends on your will. It's a choice that you make.

Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor.

I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20.

All significant achievement comes from daring from experiment from the willingness to risk failure.