If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.

You can’t fight if you’re drunk, ” she n

The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.

He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.

A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.

Texting is more direct. You don't have to use conversation filler.

I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?

There is perhaps no better a demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world.

We know that priorities are amiss in the world when a man gets a military medal of honor for killing another man and a dishonorable discharge for loving one.

This means nothing,” she said. “Less than nothing,” he lied. “I’ll hate myself later.” “I hate myself now.

Some day some one will write a book about that frantic search of the creative worker for silence and freedom, not only from interruption but from the fear of interruption.

It's easy to decide what you're going to do. The hard thing is deciding what you're not going to do.

We will be victorious, and they will be defeated.

This, I thought, is how great visionaries and poets see everything- as if for the first time. Each morning they see a new world before their eyes; they do not really see it, they create it.

How far have I to go to find you in whom I have already arrived.