If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

Falling in love is not a rational process. It can't be planned or avoided. It happens--for good or bad it simply happens. - Katrina Svensen

Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.

A lake is a landscape's most beautiful and expressive feature. It is Earth's eye

The purpose of both, awareness and consciousness, is to lead us towards this path of Oneness.

How can things get done if you behave like what you despise.

Misfits aren't misfits among other misfits.

Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

Use volleyball quotes to motivate your teammates to play hard.

Two persons who love each other are in a place more holy than the interior of a church.