If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

I’ve become your heartbeat making you mine Upon every kiss of passion our souls shine

How could I miss you while you are never off of my mind.....while you are never missing from my heart

To create laughter, you must first learn to smile

This is your one and only precious life. Somebody’s going to decide how it’s going to be lived and that person had better be you.

Life without a friend is death without a witness.

The moral virtues, then, are produced in us neither by nature nor against nature. Nature, indeed, prepares in us the ground for their reception, but their complete formation is the product of habit.

Great leaders are willing to sacrifice the numbers to save the people. Poor leaders sacrifice the people to save the numbers.

A person does not leave a good marriage for someone else.

Maybe I really could be one of the greatest of all time. Who doesn't want to be a legend, right?

Sexual attraction pairs people, but does not match them.