If I wasn't a film-maker, I'd be a film critic. It's the only thing I'd be qualified to do.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my fingers upon thee!

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.'

My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. Ill be the crazy old movie guy.

Just because I was at an anti-police brutality protest, doesn't mean I'm anti-police. We want justice, but stop shooting unarmed people.

If you want to make a movie, make it. Don't wait for a grant, don't wait for the perfect circumstances, just make it.

Don't write what you think people want to read. Find your voice and write about what's in your heart.

In real life there are no bad guys. Everybody just has their own perspective.

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

If you just love movies enough, you can make a good one.

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake.

happy is the nation without a history

And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.

life perpetuated in parti-colored loves and beautiful lies all in different languages.

Put your trust in god are the most dangerous words in the English language.

Hope that is the only antidote to fear.

Rain on my head, call that brainstorming.

Who doesn't know that the first law of history is not to dare to say anything false, and the second is not to refrain from saying anything true?

God hath varied the inclinations of men according to the variety of actions to be performed.