If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable.

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.

One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say about you. That's when you'll finally produce the work you're capable of.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich.

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

And I can't be running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

If you want to live your life to the fullest you must start believing in yourself today.

I very much admired Lancaster. George Clooney reminds me of him today. Not all the macho, swinging around that Burt used to do, but the courage. You know where you stand with men like that.

I'm a huge camper, and love hiking and mountain biking.

I don't understand how they can call me anti-Latino, when I've made four movies in Mexico.

I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.

To understand a science it is necessary to know its history.

Identity theft is one of the fastest-growing crimes in the nation - especially in the suburbs.

I thought you were dead. Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me.

I have a ranch, which is my favorite place in the world.