If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

Posing was the first job I did in which I understood what I was doing.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as 'Soho' poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.

Vice is its own reward.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

A plan is the transport medium which conveys a person from the station of dreams to the destination of success. Goals are the transport fees.

When you feel as if you should conform and be like everyone else....Remember that you were born to stand out and be your uniquely beautiful and talented self.

Allow your mood to be sweet and your day will be sweet too.

There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody anywhere anytime.

All beginnings are involuntary.

Silence is golden for me. I live in the country and hear only my pets, birds, crickets, and the wind in the trees.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

The ludicrous state of solid geometry made me pass over this branch.

That great brow And the spirit-small hand propping it.

I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.