If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Mind with full of creative ideas and new thoughts, doesn't care what other will say or think.

Memories were waiting at the edges of things, beckoning to me.

Our children long for realistic maps of the future that they can be proud of. Where are the cartographers of human purpose?

I'm going to make America great again.

Strong managers who make tough decisions to cut jobs provide the only true job security in today's world. Weak managers are the problem. Weak managers destroy jobs.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

I was clasified as a 'Science Fiction' writer simply because I wrote about Schenectady.

The House of Representatives, which was closer to the population, had much less power. The executive was more or less an administrator, not an emperor like today.

Holding still for a moment, what a moment this is, Oh for a moment of forgetting, a moment of bliss

I didn't take inspiration from other photographers, which in a way helped to find my own images.