If I were a snarky Reddit user though, I would say, hypothetically, that that would just be like reading Reddit's Front Page a day later. But I'm not going to go there.

Facebook makes me hate the people I know, and Reddit makes me love the people I don't.

It takes discipline not to let social media steal your time.

If you want to succeed, you've got to be okay to just lose control.

The great thing about the Internet is, it's the freest marketplace of ideas that there is.

The surveillance state has run amok. Technology that's enabled us to send selfies 24/7 - not that valuable - has also enabled us to be spied upon us 24/7.

I hate phone calls so I believe in a telephone armistice. To me, the idea of calling someone unprompted is basically saying, 'Hey, stop whatever you're doing and talk to me right now.

There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

Entrepreneur is just French for 'has ideas, does them'.

We don't even realize something is broken until someone else shows us a better way

The first version of everything is janky.

I'm not letting go of you.

Wealth does not consist of having a lot of money or possessions, but to be content with little needs.

Passions cannot take wings in adversity, and adversities remain prevalent because of dormant passions.

Do you ever wonder, do you, why I loved you for such a long time, and still didn’t really know you?

And then there was the way you cast your gaze, A coldness so chilling that it could cause a fire.

Most of us accept that although we may believe our dreams to be real events, upon waking, we can tell the difference between nocturnal hallucinations and reality.

The timing of the electrical failure seemed dramatic and perfectly correct, as if the lights had said, "You have no need for sight. Listen.

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.

The best movies have one sentence that they're exploring, a thesis, something that people can argue about over dinner afterward.

There is no actual starvation or deaths from starvation but there is widespread mortality from diseases due to malnutrition.