If I were an Arab-American, I would insist on being profiled. This is not the time for civil rights. There are larger issues for Americans.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Anyone who takes on my sister, " he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal with ...my sister." And then he'd dived behind her and cowered.

An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

It is now and in this world that we must live.

Make everybody fall out of the plane first, and then explain who they were and why they were in the plane to begin with.

Just so you know, I'm a really boring interview. I hate doing them.

Every five, six, seven, eight, 10 years I do a raisonné. When it's printed in the book, it's finished.

It is vain to say that enlightened statesmen will always be able to adjust their interests. Enlightened men will not always be at the helm.

Consumers do not view communications in isolation. They bring with them all their past brand experiences and associations.

We are born poets. we become orators.

Undoubtedly a man is to labor to better his condition, but first to better himself.