If I were dead and buried And I heard your voice, Beneath the sod My heart of dust Would still rejoice.

Dishonesty in government is the business of every citizen. It is not enough to do your own job. There's no particular gift in that. Democracy isn't a gift. It's a responsibility.

You show me a politician with his heels ten feet in the air, and by Judas priest, Ill show you an honest politician.

The only kind of love worth having is the kind that goes on living and laughing and fighting and loving.

When one man says, “No, I won’t,” Rome begins to fear.

Democracy isn't a gift. It's a responsibility.

A man doesn't say I will starve myself to death to keep from starving, or that he'd spend all of his money to save money. Why should he be willing to die for the privilege of living?

Bankers, nepotists, contracts and talkies: on four fingers one may count the leeches which have sucked a young and vigorous industry into paresis.

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

There are plenty of laws to protect guys' money even in war time but there's nothing on the books says a man's life's his own.

An animal can learn to fight, but to sing beautiful things and make people believe them.

Love is the easiest way of evangelism

I believe fear of what we do not know may be the devil's best tool, meant to keep us back from those we long to approach.

Friendship however is a plant which cannot be forced -- true friendship is no gourd spring up in a night and withering in a day.

I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over furniture yelling, "Who? What? Where?" (Please excuse him. He doesn't get out much)

Excellent memories are often coupled with feeble judgments.

I have died everyday, waiting for you.

Showing a profit means touching something and leaving it better than you found it.

Every man beholds his human condition with a degree of melancholy. As a ship aground is battered by the waves, so man, imprisonedin mortal life, lies open to the mercy of coming events.

Nature has no cure for this sort of madness, though I have known a legacy from a rich relative work wonders.

I'd like to be an assistant producer to a reality show.