If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

I hope you remember that if you encounter an obstacle on the road, don’t think of it as an obstacle at all… think of it as a challenge to find a new path on the road less traveled.

Want to be a writer? take a good book a good pen and a notepad to bed with you every night of your life.

The more you look, the less you see.

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.

I got dead bodies rotting in my Benz trunk. Trunk of funk, I call it.

If we cannot believe God when circumstances seem be against us, we do not believe Him at all.

For the credit of virtue we must admit that the greatest misfortunes of men are those into which they fall through their crimes.

One thing that stays pretty consistent for all my jobs is, I listen to a lot of music while I'm working.

I always find time to hang with friends at least once a week or just watch TV and play video games. The combination of Netflix and food is just the best.

Thou canst not pray to God without praying to Love, but mayest pray to Love without praying to God.