If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.

It's so much easier to be cynical.

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

Politics is an endless, borderless war against individual liberty.

No writer ever puts into words which he or she thinks is unnecessary

Right out of high school I never had the fear of getting beat, which is how most people lose.

People don't really go to museums in Rio. I shouldn't say it's not sophisticated, but, you know, they go to the beach.

The theater, for all its artifices, depicts life in a sense more truly than history.

Missionary work is but home teaching to those who are not now members of the Church, and home teaching is nothing more or less than missionary work to Church members

I've got around 400 cookbooks.

I know I'd rather have any amount of time with a dog I love and suffer the mourning than not have the time at all.

I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.

The more you think you know, the more closed-minded you'll be.