If I were to construct a God I would furnish Him with some way and qualities and characteristics which the Present lacks.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Birth, life, and death― each took place on the hidden side of a leaf.

Loneliness is a very real thing, but it only means even you don't want to be with yourself

A great attitude toward your approach to an interview—demonstrated by your good posture—is everything.

As long as I have any choice in the matter, I shall live only in a country where civil liberty, tolerance and equality of all citizens before the law prevail.

Those who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it.

I wasn't getting the responses I hoped for. You can't protect yourself from other judgments.

Self-knowledge is like lost innocence; however unsettling you find it, it can never be 'unthought' or 'unknown'.

As history shows, childless women in America eventually provoke hysteria.

People who say the system works work for the system.

I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury.