If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

I don't need to be married to Georgia O'Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look up to.

Beauty is at its most poignant when the cold hand of Death holds poised to wither it imminently.

I fight AIDS because it's a killer disease, destroys the human race in all fields.

I mean you might have wanted Carrie Bradshaw, but to me she's like toddlers and tiaras gone berserk!

These are my daughters, I suppose. But where in the world did the children vanish?

That has nothing to do with basketball. That's just because I'm sexy.

When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.

I awake, I meditate, get the kids off to school, go to the gym, go to the Favored Nations office, and usually at around 1 pm I'm home and do music the rest of the day.