If I were to say, "Yes, I am a fascinating, erudite person," what would that say about me? I don't know.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

It's my time to scare you, it's time for scary story.

You should not bring more items and hurdles to the obstacle course.

I don't know what that weid fantasy is that makes people go, "Oh, you must have had a great childhood."

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.

Rushdie is a hostage.

That God became man indicates only this: that man should not seek his salvation in eternity, but rather establish his heaven on earth.

We deserve elections we can trust.

If you can once engage people's pride, love, pity, ambition (or whatever is their prevailing passion) on your side, you need not fear what their reason can do against you.

I don't think it's a matter of, do you win the game or not, it's how gracefully do you play it.

Drama and comedy, to me ,are all about being surprising, coherent, and true, all at once.