If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

Two spectrums generate our thoughts … one comes from fear and the other from love. Every emotion in between starts at one of those two places.

If government played by the same rules as the rest of us, it would cease to be government.

coming to the end of spring / my grandmother kicks off her shoes / steps out of her faltering body.

The end of the rope stops in the palm of God.

I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!

Cold - cold as truth, cold as life. No, nothing can be as cold as life.

The amount you give isn't important. What matters is what that amount represents in terms of your life.

You haven't seen me in my own ads. You don't see my logo all over my clothes. From the beginning, I wanted the clothes to stand on their own.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.